Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
- citizen: it's a bird!
- citizen: it's a plane!
- *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
- superman: it's a metaphor
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over